🔥 Printed to order just for you — please allow 2–5 business days for production before shipping.
Size chart
Tees, hoodies & crewnecks — chest (inches):
S 34–36 · M 38–40 · L 42–44 · XL 46–48 · 2XL 50–52 · 3XL 54–56
Between sizes? Size up for a relaxed fit.
Shipping & returns
Every item is printed to order. Standard delivery runs about 5–10 business days after production. Express Delivery (2–3 business days total) is available on eligible tees at checkout.
Did something arrive damaged or misprinted? Contact us and we’ll make it right with a free replacement.
Sweet. Salty. Slightly dangerous. Our bacon character graphic on a wooden Christmas ornament, printed front and back.
